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Little Johnny is growing up
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Quote:A teacher asked her class how many of them were  Bernie Sanders fans. 
Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. 
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. 
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.' 
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?' 
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.' 
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative. 
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.' 
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
 Little Johnny replied, 'A  Bernie Sanders fan.'
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minusculebeercheers
WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH, THE EU IS FATHER AND MOTHER
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Yes it would.  minusculethumbsup
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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Good one!   tinylaughing
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Quote:Chuck Schumer and a few of his staff members were visiting an elementary
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> > school and the class was studying vocabulary.
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> > The teacher was in the middle of a discussion related to words, their
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> > meanings, and proper usage.
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> > teacher asked Senator Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion
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> > on the word "Tragedy".
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> > Mr. Schumer asked the class for an example of a "Tragedy".
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> > little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
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> > farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills
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> > him, that would be a tragedy."
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> > "Incorrect," said Schumer.  "That would be an accident."
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> > little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying fifty children
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> > tragedy." "I'm afraid not", explained Schumer, "That's what we would
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> > refer to as a great loss."
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> > The
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> > room went silent - no other children volunteered.  Schumer searched
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> > the room, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
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> > tragedy?"
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> > Finally,
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> > at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand and
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> > said: "If an airplane carrying you, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Dick
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> > Durban, Adam Schiff, Richard Blumenthal, Barack Obama, and Hillary
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> > Clinton was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would
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> > be a tragedy."
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> > "Fantastic,"
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> > exclaimed Schumer, "And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
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> > "Well,"
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> > said Little Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy... because it certainly
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> > wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an unplanned
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> > accident either!"
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> > Little
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> > Johnny and his parents are now included in Robert Mueller's
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> > investigation. And both of Schumer's staff members who laughed out
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> > loud are now looking for other employment.
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