The Rye Bread Diet

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The Rye Bread Diet
 
 
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting  on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning  jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the  guy's stamina and asked him what he eats to have so much  energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread  every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina  with the ladies."
 
So, on the  way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around,  the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
 
He said, "Do  you have any rye bread?"
 
She said,  "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like  some?"   He said, "I  want five loaves."
 
She said,  "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be  hard."
 
 
The old man  says to himself, "I can't believe everybody knows about this stuff but  me.