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A bad case of Mongolian VD
Quote:While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not
use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find
his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,

“I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare
and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, "I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going to have
to amputate your penis.

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!

The doctor replies, "Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but
surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know
more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims,

"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.

The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.

"Stupid American docttah, always want opawate.

Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"

"Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

"Yes,” says the Chinese doctor.

"Wait two week. Fall off by itself!”
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Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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Reminds me of an old Irish curse

May your balls fall off and may you never notice till you need them

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