Just keeping it light, although the reality is certainly not something to laugh at.
Here's a classic misrepresentation from the mainstream media in it's lighter areas of deception.
I have no interest of the moral value in the article's suggestive comments, it's the unrelated imagery and outrageous
'Carry-On'-style use of quotation marks in the content that I find disingenuous.
The Daily Star alleges this is a coordinated orgy with music and refreshments during the off-periods of unfettered
sex with strangers. The article implies the 'shag-a-rama' is covert and yet, the function advertises musical bands
that will need paying, stalls that sell refreshments that will need payment and of course, it's secret location has now
been announced by a national news-outlet!
What's wrong, no Nessie pics?!
So this strange event has relocated from one place to another.
The venues were at Flaxley in 2015 and 2016, this year the 'sex-fest' (SF) or better known as 'Swingfields'
(also SF) is being held elsewhere. Basically, a warm-weather musical festival has been dormant for two years
and this paper purports it has a history of sexual emprises.
Well, it'll be interesting for the visitors of the Three Counties Showground, this year! Instead of seeing proud cattle
being led around a paddock by their owners, perusing jars of Gloucestershire honey sitting primly on cheesecloth
-covered shelves in a marquee or wafting steam away from rumbling traction engines, the crowd can look across the
road and see hundreds of young and old people going at-it like rabbits.
If the Daily Star is being authentic, rabbits and country folk...? Okaaaay.
A freakin' 'FIST' night...?!! What the hell?! And it's themed -to boot!!
Seriously -and forgive for using the word 'seriously' regarding this article, that's a typing-error that must be deliberate.
I will not muse on the days of people employed to check on spelling mistakes and phrasing, we're all computered-up now,
except for those balls-deep in a fast-pitch tent, of course.
No mention of queues of men politely waiting to have sexual intercourse with someone straddled over a car bonnet
or giggling love-making in a nearby cornfield. A cereal crop I'm sure the owner might use now we're leaving the
European Union.
And yet, this image below.
Is this a 'Q'-like coded set of information?! I see nothing that proclaims the annual festival was created to venting one's
lust with a stranger against a rickety fence. There's no evidence that Swingfields organisers are all about organs although
'swingers' are supposedly mentioned in their rhetoric.
For those who don't know what they are?!
So can we surmise all these images in summer weather are stock photos because this particular festival has been
cancelled for two years, The Star does state that. It may have been informative of this newspaper to relate who
complained about the noise.
Surely not the wood whittlers and those showing off their prized marrows, across the road?
Can we also assume that the 'Flamefest' of Kent hides it's real reasons for existing...?
One of Flamefest's exhibitions is called 'Let Your Dragon Staff Spin You' and staying with the Daily Star's risque
double entendres, are we to believe Swingfields offers the opportunity to have LGBT groups revolving above the
event whilst hanging from private areas of their anatomy?!
Quite a novel idea for a trending Ferris Wheel.
But don't mention the drugs.
Here's a classic misrepresentation from the mainstream media in it's lighter areas of deception.
I have no interest of the moral value in the article's suggestive comments, it's the unrelated imagery and outrageous
'Carry-On'-style use of quotation marks in the content that I find disingenuous.
The Daily Star alleges this is a coordinated orgy with music and refreshments during the off-periods of unfettered
sex with strangers. The article implies the 'shag-a-rama' is covert and yet, the function advertises musical bands
that will need paying, stalls that sell refreshments that will need payment and of course, it's secret location has now
been announced by a national news-outlet!
What's wrong, no Nessie pics?!
Quote:Europe's biggest sex festival Swingfields' top-secret UK location REVEALED.
THE top-secret location for the biggest swingers party in Europe has been revealed.
'Swingfields –which promises revellers the chance to let loose –has relocated to a new home for a
three-day sex-fest. And despite promising festival-goers privacy, it’s road signs that have given the
location away.
The event was previously held at Flaxley, near Westbury-on-Severn, Gloucestershire, in 2015 and 2016.
And this year it is being held down the road in Malvern, with free suncream on offer for all swingers.
Hand-written “SF this way” signs have cropped up on the roadside in the past couple of days...'
So this strange event has relocated from one place to another.
The venues were at Flaxley in 2015 and 2016, this year the 'sex-fest' (SF) or better known as 'Swingfields'
(also SF) is being held elsewhere. Basically, a warm-weather musical festival has been dormant for two years
and this paper purports it has a history of sexual emprises.
Quote:'...The event is taking place in a field directly opposite the Three Counties Showground, with tents and huge
marquees already erected for the start of the festival today.
The 700 randy revellers expected to attend were not told where the raunchy festival was being held until 48
hours before the start...'
Well, it'll be interesting for the visitors of the Three Counties Showground, this year! Instead of seeing proud cattle
being led around a paddock by their owners, perusing jars of Gloucestershire honey sitting primly on cheesecloth
-covered shelves in a marquee or wafting steam away from rumbling traction engines, the crowd can look across the
road and see hundreds of young and old people going at-it like rabbits.
If the Daily Star is being authentic, rabbits and country folk...? Okaaaay.
Quote:'...The fist night will be a themed night with “special plans” and “Swingfields magic” on the cards, according to the
festival website. The festival's website says: "This three day event will be working alongside ALL lifestyle groups,
including LGBT communities, to ensure we deliver a fun and entertaining event for all, and already we have plans
to entertain all groups who will be working to deliver the BEST EVER Swingfields weekend...'
A freakin' 'FIST' night...?!! What the hell?! And it's themed -to boot!!
Seriously -and forgive for using the word 'seriously' regarding this article, that's a typing-error that must be deliberate.
I will not muse on the days of people employed to check on spelling mistakes and phrasing, we're all computered-up now,
except for those balls-deep in a fast-pitch tent, of course.
No mention of queues of men politely waiting to have sexual intercourse with someone straddled over a car bonnet
or giggling love-making in a nearby cornfield. A cereal crop I'm sure the owner might use now we're leaving the
European Union.
And yet, this image below.
Quote:'...Once you arrive, you will be guided to the camping or campervan areas where the marshalling team will ensure
you get located and unpacked. "Once your accommodation is sorted then have a wander around our extensive site
to check out all that will be on offer at the 'info tent' where our staff will provide the very latest news on whats on.
"Check out the new range of catering and drinks options and our new indoor cafe.
"There will be a full entertainment programme to include ‘old favourites’ from previous years that have been demanded
to return by guests as well as a vibrant and eclectic mix of live music, experienced DJ’s and comedy.
"If the live entertainment is too much for you then relax in our new 'chill' zone (although it's heated!) with relaxing
background music, and chat to friends."...'
Is this a 'Q'-like coded set of information?! I see nothing that proclaims the annual festival was created to venting one's
lust with a stranger against a rickety fence. There's no evidence that Swingfields organisers are all about organs although
'swingers' are supposedly mentioned in their rhetoric.
Quote:'...The website also offers a fully downloadable glossary of terms for swingers including "hot wife", "full swap" and
"soft swap"...'
For those who don't know what they are?!
Quote:'...A three-day couples ticket costs £195, a single gentleman's ticket £170, and a three-day ladies ticket £115.The Daily Star:
Last year, the festival was cancelled due to multiple noise complaints.
A similar festival in Kent known as Flamefest saw one of the attendees die...'
So can we surmise all these images in summer weather are stock photos because this particular festival has been
cancelled for two years, The Star does state that. It may have been informative of this newspaper to relate who
complained about the noise.
Surely not the wood whittlers and those showing off their prized marrows, across the road?
Can we also assume that the 'Flamefest' of Kent hides it's real reasons for existing...?
One of Flamefest's exhibitions is called 'Let Your Dragon Staff Spin You' and staying with the Daily Star's risque
double entendres, are we to believe Swingfields offers the opportunity to have LGBT groups revolving above the
event whilst hanging from private areas of their anatomy?!
Quite a novel idea for a trending Ferris Wheel.
But don't mention the drugs.
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