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The frequency of sexual activity
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Quote:The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.

Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations Board of Health Teams.

They revealed that:  North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
 
This has come as very strange news to most of my buddies at the golf club, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.


 
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Sad but this is tooooooooooo true to be funny  tinysurprised
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I think it's hilarious.   tinylaughing



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#4
I agree with Wallfire and Mystic, but there's always a strange humour in the sad realities of life!

It's why taverns and bars were invented.
tinywondering
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(06-05-2018, 06:00 PM)BIAD Wrote: I agree with Wallfire and Mystic, but there's always a strange humour in the sad realities of life!

It's why taverns and bars were invented.
tinywondering

Thank God I am in my 50's and get it almost daily.
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I'm married.

tinyhuh
tinybighuh Being Rogue is WEIRD, But I LIKE IT!tinyfunny 
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(06-08-2018, 01:49 AM)kdog Wrote:
(06-05-2018, 06:00 PM)BIAD Wrote: ....It's why taverns and bars were invented...

Thank God I am in my 50's and get it almost daily.

You live near a pub?

smallcrackingup
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(06-08-2018, 08:31 AM)BIAD Wrote:
(06-08-2018, 01:49 AM)kdog Wrote:
(06-05-2018, 06:00 PM)BIAD Wrote: ....It's why taverns and bars were invented...

Thank God I am in my 50's and get it almost daily.

You live near a pub?

smallcrackingup
Well the nearest pub to me is over 20km away, as for the other part, lets just say the news does not get any better
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(06-08-2018, 08:02 AM)gordi Wrote: I'm married.

tinyhuh

You're Married and with kids,,,,,,,,, You Ain't getting Any!!!!  smallrofl
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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(06-09-2018, 10:19 PM)guohua Wrote:
(06-08-2018, 08:02 AM)gordi Wrote: I'm married.

tinyhuh

You're Married and with kids,,,,,,,,, You Ain't getting Any!!!!  smallrofl

It's not funny.
Ma Baws are like watermelons...
Google Translate that one!!! ROFL!!!!
Gx

PS - I'm just kidding!
How could a big handsome guy in a kilt not be getting any.....?
We are talking about beer yeah?

tinysurprised
tinybighuh Being Rogue is WEIRD, But I LIKE IT!tinyfunny 
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(06-08-2018, 03:26 PM)Wallfire Wrote: ...Well the nearest pub to me is over 20km away, as for the other part, lets just say the news does not get any better

Don't worry mate, there's plenty of us and we're having jackets made.
tinywondering

In my past, I ran a league for the sport of dominoes. Now... stop giggling, I know-I know,

The thought of three hundred men travelling to drinking-establishments (dress it up, BIAD!)...
in different parts of the county only supported two ideas.
The majority were married.
The majority weren't getting any on a Monday evening and sought solace in a mathematical game
and a pint glass.
tinysure

Sheesh, the burden of knowing.
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#12
Now the family unit is an important thing and being married reaps it's own rewards.
Here's a short educational film to show the serious side of a partnership.



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