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Kim Jong Un's, Shit,,,,, is Guarded!
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This Little Fat Boy Is Completely NUTZ!!!


Quote:Kim Jong Un is bringing his own toilet to the Koreas summit
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Quote:While Kim has agreed to a seat at the table, however, he is reportedly refusing to sit on any of the summit's public toilets. And accordingly to Lee Yun-keol, who worked in a North Korean Guard Command unit before defecting to South Korea in 2005, that's par for the course.
"Rather than using a public restroom, the leader of North Korea has a personal toilet that follows him around when he travels," Lee Yun-keol told the Washington Post.

The reason? They are protecting against a literal info dump.

"The leader's excretions contain information about his health status so they can't be left behind," Lee Yun-keol explained.
Similar travel considerations are reportedly made whenever the North Korean leader conducts on-site inspections of military bases and state-run factories across the country.

In fact, according to the South Korean news agency DailyNK, there is a customized bathroom built into Kim's convoy of vehicles at all times. 

"The restrooms are not only in Kim Jong Un's personal train but whatever small or midsize cars he is traveling with and even in special vehicles that are designed for mountainous terrain or snow," a source in South Pyongan Province familiar with Kim's Escort Command told the DailyNK in 2015. "There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom."

So, in this respect at least, it seems this historic summit is no different than Kim's other excursions.

He simply always uses a personal, highly guarded toilet in "loo" of public facilities.

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He must have some Special Shitt!!  minusculemooning
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Since information is a valuable commodity these days, it's not surprising they're protecting his
use of the toilet, knowing how he is physically can be important... in the right hands.

Such knowledge of his health could wipe away any credibility when he sits down to concentrate
at the negotiation table. Straining to bring his country from under the eye-watering sanctions will
put Kim Jong Un back on his throne of power and cause his minions to realise he's once again,
the Number One instead of a Number Two.

Scrutiny will be the key and with all the documentation, he'll be poking his finger through every
piece of paperwork in hopes of clearing the backlog of negativity that's built up.

South Korea will know that Lil' Kimmy will want to squeeze every last chunk of gain from these
talks and I'm certain Governments around the world will be holding the breath during this unique
time in history.

Let's hope he can walk away from the situation flushed with the sweet-smell of victory and not deem
the episode a waste.
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(04-27-2018, 10:55 AM)BIAD Wrote: Since information is a valuable commodity these days, it's not surprising they're protecting his
use of the toilet, knowing how he is physically can be important... in the right hands.

Such knowledge of his health could wipe away any credibility when he sits down to concentrate
at the negotiation table. Straining to bring his country from under the eye-watering sanctions will
put Kim Jong Un back on his throne of power and cause his minions to realise he's once again,
the Number One instead of a Number Two.

Scrutiny will be the key and with all the documentation, he'll be poking his finger through every
piece of paperwork in hopes of clearing the backlog of negativity that's built up.

South Korea will know that Lil' Kimmy will want to squeeze every last chunk of gain from these
talks and I'm certain Governments around the world will be holding the breath during this unique
time in history.

Let's hope he can walk away from the situation flushed with the sweet-smell of victory and not deem
the episode a waste.
tinywondering
@BIAD  Excellent Play On Words My Friend.  smallroflmao 

But you know, Little Kim will be Wiped Clean and Flushed like the Little Asshole he is.
He cancelled his Nuke Plan after his last nuke collapsed his mountain he was using has an underground test bed.
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Thank you Guohua, that was some "deeply moving" information, it gets down to the very bowels of the matter in question.  tinywhat
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LIES! Damnable American LIES!

Everyone who is anyone knows that Dear Leader is a god, and as such he never, EVER, defecates, urinates, or engages in any other bodily secretions! There is no need to guard that which does not exist!

Oh, those wily Americans - trying to sabotage the coming most important talks by releasing more fake news!
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(04-30-2018, 06:20 AM)Ninurta Wrote: LIES! Damnable American LIES!

Everyone who is anyone knows that Dear Leader is a god, and as such he never, EVER, defecates, urinates, or engages in any other bodily secretions! There is no need to guard that which does not exist!

Oh, those wily Americans - trying to sabotage the coming most important talks by releasing more fake news!

Thank you for this info, you have confirmed what we all suspected, he is full of s###
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(04-30-2018, 10:06 AM)Wallfire Wrote:
(04-30-2018, 06:20 AM)Ninurta Wrote: LIES! Damnable American LIES!

Everyone who is anyone knows that Dear Leader is a god, and as such he never, EVER, defecates, urinates, or engages in any other bodily secretions! There is no need to guard that which does not exist!

Oh, those wily Americans - trying to sabotage the coming most important talks by releasing more fake news!

Thank you for this info, you have confirmed what we all suspected, he is full of s###

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It would appear that Kim Jong Un Does have a Portable Potty,,, and it's Really Portable!  smallroflmao  
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Quote:North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s motorcade may not be as indestructible as Trump’s fleet of bombproof “Beast” limousines, but it reportedly offers one feature the U.S. president has to live without: a traveling toilet.
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Quote:Other sources with knowledge of the procedure have previously told the Daily NK news outlet that regardless of whether his entourage is traveling by train, sedan or off-road vehicle, one of the vehicles always has a built-in toilet for Kim’s private use, Autoblog reports.

“There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom," a source said.
Now it's that Just Special!!?? 
They don't say who is there to Wipe His Ass or Shake His Little Pee Pee.  minusculemooning  tinysurprised

Quote:Trump’s Cadillacs are also protected against noxious gas, which could come in handy in the parking lot of the upcoming USA-North Korea summit if the wind starts blowing the wrong way.  smallroflmao
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