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'lizard people'
#1
Yes it's True,,,, Lizard people and you are going to Scream when you read who told this man to Fight The Lizard People,,,,,, Or you'll agree and Blame Him Like Everyone Else Does For Anything.
Quote:Washington man tells police Trump told him to fight 'lizard people'
Yes, POTUS Trump Did It!!!!!!!  tinyangry
Quote:An armed Washington state man stopped in the middle of an intersection last month to fight “lizard people” because President Trump told him to, police said.

The Pierce County Sheriff’s Office said they received a call on Nov. 25 in Parkland, Wash., that a 54-year-old man had stopped his white SUV in the middle of an intersection, waved an AK47 and screamed about “sending in the news” and “lizard people.”
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Quote:Police arrived at the scene and started closing in on the man who put his weapons away in the car and laid on the ground as per police orders. The man allegedly resisted being handcuffed before police tasered him.
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According to police, the man said he had “snorted methamphetamine to lose weight” and had been prescribed morphine.


“The meth doesn’t make me crazy man, the lizard people are real!” he reportedly told officers. He also said Trump called his home to inform him about the “lizard people” and that he needed to fight them before they took over, police said. The man, police reported, claimed that Trump told him an “alpha dragon” had kidnapped his family and were holding them hostage.

The man reportedly said he screamed because he wanted to “attract the news vans” so “his story could be documented for history.”
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#2
He seems to be living proof that the mind is a terrible thing to waste; no matter by what means..
#3
Bad Trump bad bad Trump, us lizard people are not evil, Trump is a raciest, yes hates Hille----- Lizards
#4
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Doesn't he realize that now when we really do go out to fight the lizard people they will all think we're on meth?! 


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#5
So when the history books are opened by a visiting civilisation and this world is vacant of humans,
the star-crossing species will see that this confused and lively fellow proclaimed that an alleged dieting
compound allowed him access to information that's not readily available to the general public.

It may be assumed a type of coup had taken place on Earth and the group of exploring extraterrestrials
will issue orders to seek out this unknown guileful entity, for the sake of understanding more.
With no positive and viable proof of kidnapping 'Alpha-Dragons' the account of this incident will be sent
back to their own home-world for further analysis.
 
It will become a mystery that usurps the original reason for arriving at this and other planets, the story
will fall into the environs of legend and be told to the young for reasons of caution.

Millions of years will pass and this single incident will become embedded into folklore on another world.
Lavishly-illustrated tomes will be created about how it indicates other unseen and un-located realms exist
beyond current comprehension and the human who warned of an evil will be elevated to a God-like status.

Ever heard this scenario before...?!!
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