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The Aussie Sheila
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Quote:AN AFGHAN

 
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an Arab,[Image: raw?appid=YMailNorrin&ymreqid=90c28ebd-1...eWZBW-NzAx]

 
and an Australian Sheila
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are in the same bar. 

When the Afghan finishes his beer,

[b]he throws his glass
[/b] 

[b]in the air,
[/b]
pulls out 

[b]his pistol,
[/b]
and
[b]shoots
[/b] 

the glass
[b]to pieces.
[/b] 

[b]He says, 'In Afghanistan ,
[/b] 

[b]our glasses are so
[/b] 

[b]cheap we don't need
[/b] 

[b]to drink with the

same one twice.'
[/b] 

The Arab, obviously
 

impressed by this,
 

drinks non-alcohol beer
 

(cuz he's a Muslim!),
 

throws it into the
 

air, pulls out his
 

AK-47, and shoots
 

the glass to pieces.
 

He says, 'In the
 

Arab World, we have
 

so much sand to make
 

glasses that we don't
 

need to drink with
 

the same one twice either.'
 

The Aussie Sheila
 
cool as a cucumber,

picks up her beer,
 

downs it in one gulp,
 

throws the glass into
 

the air, whips out her
 

45, and shoots the


Afghan[Image: raw?appid=YMailNorrin&ymreqid=90c28ebd-1...eWZBW-NzAx] and

 
[Image: raw?appid=YMailNorrin&ymreqid=90c28ebd-1...eWZBW-NzAx]the Arab.

Catching her glass,
 

setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill,
 

she says,
 
'In Australia
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We have so many
 

illegal immigrants that
 

we don't have to
 

drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless Australia !! [Image: raw?appid=YMailNorrin&ymreqid=90c28ebd-1...eWZBW-NzAx]
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My God im shocked that such an non PC joke has been allowed on this site, shocked shocked.
Got any more  tinybiggrin


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