06-27-2017, 10:25 AM
Quote: Sal was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He beganI have actually known people like this !! To include Doctors !! hahahaha
his round with an eagle on his first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when
his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had
just been in an accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd
be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving
what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the
hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round
shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five
strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was
jubilant...
Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's
condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!"
"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the
country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as
well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more
than likely your last!
For the rest of her life she will require around the clock care and
you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to
change her colonostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon
fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."
The man broke down and sobbed.
The doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just f***ing with you. She's dead.
What'd you shoot?
