04-30-2018, 06:40 AM
(04-25-2018, 12:39 PM)BIAD Wrote: Soon we'll be eating with our hands, just like the many Indian towns twinned with Londonistan.
Next Deadly Weapon.
You don't need implements to eat fish and chips, do you?
See?
There's a plan already in place for everything!
Of course, that hot oil they fry them in can be a pretty nasty deadly weapon itself... where there is a will, there is a way. Banning inanimate objects can never replace putting violent people on ice as a workable solution.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’