04-14-2018, 09:13 PM
HAHAHAHAAAA! "Zombie knives" - I like that! It's far catchier than "dangerous assault-knives" and "weapons of war"! We should use that over here - I'll start! My "assault weapon" is now, and henceforth shall ever be, a "zombie rifle"!
When are the high school kids over there going to start marching in the streets, protesting against "knife violence" and calling for stricter "knife control" with more invasive "background checks" and "mental health certification" for owning or operating knives? Is there to be knife licensing in the offing, or is that already a reality there?
What about cricket bats? Are they next? Once you get those pesky zombie knives under controls, will there be a wave of "cricket bat violence"?
Has anyone thought to, you know, maybe control the violent people instead? That idea still hasn't struck here, but we're backwards like that, and still trapped at the "gun violence" level...
When are the high school kids over there going to start marching in the streets, protesting against "knife violence" and calling for stricter "knife control" with more invasive "background checks" and "mental health certification" for owning or operating knives? Is there to be knife licensing in the offing, or is that already a reality there?
What about cricket bats? Are they next? Once you get those pesky zombie knives under controls, will there be a wave of "cricket bat violence"?
Has anyone thought to, you know, maybe control the violent people instead? That idea still hasn't struck here, but we're backwards like that, and still trapped at the "gun violence" level...
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’