Just got here? Step this way, please...

[TheRedneck]

Hello? Anyone mind telling me where I am?

I mean, I was sleeping, and suddenly I'm here and someone wrote "You're Welcome, Snarl" all over the walls.

So where's the party? Who's hiding the PBR?

TheRedneck

Is your car parked in the front yard and the smoke alarm is going off and there is a cigarette still burning?

I'm SO happy you are here.

And the fat guy on the hover-round that changed his name is primarily to blame.

Or Snarl.

Your choice... it wasn't me!

No, I drove the truck parked in the lobby.

Is that what that sound is?

There's always a smoke going if I'm around.  

Good to see you too, Lumenari.

TheRedneck