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Moving To Canada After The Vote? Here's Your Guide!
#1
He puts it pretty well...




Jude
#2
He right, They'll Never leave, were else can they burn the flag and threaten to kill voters?
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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These folks listed below stated firmly that they would move out of the country (USA) if Donald Trump won the Presidential election.   Well, no more excuses.  Let’s see some action!!
 
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1. Rosie O’Donnell
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Lena Dunham
4. Whoopi Goldberg
5. Samuel L (for loser) Jackson
6. Jon Stewart
7. Barbra Streisand
8. Steven King
9. Amy Schumer
10. George Lopez
11. Raven Symone
12. Larry Flynt (America will miss your porn)
13. Bryan Cranston
14. Chelsea Handler
15. Al (not so) Sharp-ton
16. Eddie Griffin
17. Cher Sarkisian
18. Alec Baldwin (long-time procrastinator)
    Don’t forget that Bill Maher has threatened to kill James Comey. 
 
After looking at this list of LOSERS, the Trump victory is already paying off big dividends for our country.
 
I guess this is creating havoc in Canada.
 
The flood of Trump fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada is just beginning, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. Trump’s Republican Presidential win has immediately prompted an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to conservative ideas about the Constitution.
 
Canadian border farmers said it wasn’t uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields before daylight this morning.  "I went out to milk the cows this morning, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Al Penner, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"  In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield is erecting higher fences, but the liberals are scaling them. He is also installing loudspeakers to blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.
 
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
 
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though, and some kale chips."
 
When liberals were caught, they were sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear assassination from Trump high hairers.  Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.
 
Just this morning, liberals have demonstrated ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
 
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants will create an organic-broccoli shortage, will buy up all the Barbara Streisand CDs, and rent all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"
 
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