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Banners Like There's No Tomorrow!
Love those!   minusculegoodjob     minusculeclap



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Monday was really hot and the only thing actually hot in my garden.
I say that because Boy In A Dress took to wearing a bikini that I'm sure
he'd made himself.

It was itsy-bitsy and teeny-weeny because I had to remind BAID a
couple of times to tuck certain parts back in. With the Man-Girl sweating
as he wandered around checking his thirsty plants, I realised the yellow
polka-dots were drawn on using a felt-tip pen he'd borrowed two years
ago.
They were smearing.

He's still out there as the evening is waning, so I'll post his artwork and
hope he doesn't leave the garden.

Facebook art.

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With the sun taking a break from Guohua's State, Boy In A Dress spent the
day paddling about in the garden chatting merrily with his plants.

Now as his shed is in shade with the oncoming evening, BIAD's singing
ZZ-Top's 'Rough Boy' to a lily he's been cultivating. Define lunatic.

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Still sweating and still grunting. But unlike my my youth, when such actions
were from being such a stud, these days it's from weeding the mother-in-law's
garden and getting up off my knees afterwards.

Of course, Boy In A Dress is proving me wrong by vaulting the fence to see
the bouffant-haired divorcee.
But such is life.

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It's been too darn hot -and quickly adding that I'm not complaining!
Boy In A Dress took to the water-barrel for a cool dip, even when he
knew it was filled with whatever poured from the garage drainpipe.

Friday evening has a bit of a breeze, so BIAD's artwork appeared and
didn't look melted.

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A sun-kissed Boy In A Dress and his scantily-clad entourage have just set off
to their Disco evening and watching them from the window, I'm happy that
the darkness won't be arriving soon on this Saturday summer night.

Disturbing is the word that comes to mind.
tinyhuh

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The Sahara Desert weather must have lost it's visa and decided to hang around
for a while longer. Boy In A Dress busied himself washing my wife's car in order
to keep himself cool and copy a scene from 'Cool-Hand Luke'
tinyhuh

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Thank You @BIAD 
It is Beautiful.

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And, I want to Thank You,, Yes each and everyone of You, who makes our site what it is, very successful i think.

THANK YOU.   tinybigeyes
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(07-01-2018, 09:23 PM)guohua Wrote: Thank You @BIAD 
It is Beautiful...
Well, as they say in the L'Oréal Paris adverts, you're worth it!

Boy In A Dress took part in some tree-surgery with a young man who's
moved in near where my garage resides. A large conifer had used the time
between the previous neighbours leaving and this chap moving, in to copy
the trees you find in Sequoia State Park.

I could say that I'd think that being up there amongst the branches, the views
would be stunning. But with BIAD not wearing under-garments, I suspect the
young man with the bow-saw would debate that.
tinyhuh 

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I'm thinking that BIAD was standing there on a branch with his legs shoulder width apart letting it All Hang Loose and just enjoying the Breeze.  tinybigeyes
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(07-02-2018, 08:51 PM)guohua Wrote: I'm thinking that BIAD was standing there on a branch with his legs shoulder width apart letting it All Hang Loose and just enjoying the Breeze.  tinybigeyes

This may be true as this morning, the young man said that as he had handed Boy In
A Dress who was high up on a tree limb, for a moment he thought he'd seen a young
bird hanging down from a disturbed nest!

I assured the new neighbour that this was BIAD's manner and he enjoyed working
'without a net'. But on a positive note, two words of his comment were correct.
The word 'disturbed' and BIAD.

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Boy In A Dress finished his work at the mother-in-law's house and as
the overcast sky began to let in the sun, skipped his way back home.

Apart from a group of workmen fixing a leak on the main road, three
bricklayers and that randy old bastard in the motorised wheelchair,
BIAD assured me it was quiet walk back.

So I'll ignore the hand-prints on the back of his dress.

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Boy In A Dress took a day off from his artistry yesterday and with summers being rare
over here, I can understand his loyalties.

Wimbledon is on and I'm waiting for BIAD to begin wearing a sweatband and shouting
'you cannot be serious!'

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These balmy days seem to have stunted Boy In A Dress' creativity and after
his Sunday morning cup of coffee, he asked if I could wobble a board to imply
thunder and to use the watering-can on his shed roof.

I politely informed that his sun-bathing might be also an effect on his lack of
artwork and then with verve, advised him to get his ass in gear.

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My wife and I received a worrying gift this morning as Boy In A Dress served us
breakfast in bed. I can attest that waking to see a grinning maniac standing over
you is a fantastic way of emptying one's bowels and I nearly did.

I thanked him for the marmalade-covered toast and the hot coffee, then keeping
my smile on my face, told him he had two seconds to leave the room.
BIAD was gone in one.

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Quote:My wife and I received a worrying gift this morning as Boy In A Dress served us
breakfast in bed. I can attest that waking to see a grinning maniac standing over
you is a fantastic way of emptying one's bowels and I nearly did.

I thanked him for the marmalade-covered toast and the hot coffee, then keeping
my smile on my face, told him he had two seconds to leave the room.
BIAD was gone in one.

Where do you come up with this stuff?   smallrofl

I look forward to getting on the banner thread everyday to see what BIAD has done last, not to mention seeing his GREAT banners.

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(07-09-2018, 09:28 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: Where do you come up with this stuff?   smallrofl 

There was a time when I just made it up and then one day, I found my shed door ajar.
BIAD stepped out and after getting the rules sorted, assured me he would do something
silly every time he delivered some artwork.

The rule was one stupid thing per day, but he's that good at it, he's in credit.
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"What's a pissing-match...?" Boy In A Dress asked me as he sipped his coffee this morning.
Gathering myself, I wondered what the hell went on in that shed at night and answered
"It's a coarse euphemism to express a communication contest between two people".

BIAD tilted his head slightly and I could only imagine how his mind translated the provided
information into something he could appreciate.

"Oh..." the Man-Girl said softly and shuffled his high-heeled feet in a movement that I'd
guess was due to the embarrassment of not understanding.

Passing me his empty mug, he whispered "...may I borrow a mop?"
tinysure

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It's been an easy mid-week for Boy In A Dress as on Wednesday he watched
the England football team in the World Cup at Russia fall to the sword of Croatia.
Hence, no artwork.

Watching BIAD trudge back to his shed, I wondered about what I should do on
Thursday to cheer him up. I had set us a project of pruning a long hedge and
some trees for that day and now I was feeling a little guilty.

However, the Man-Girl was quite chirpy as he drank his coffee on Thursday morn.
"Today's the day President Trump visits the here, isn't it? BIAD said while tapping
his foot to 'Run Through The Jungle' by Credence, playing softly from my radio.

I nodded and then placing his brew on the window ledge, moved his shoulders
as if he was exercising. "Will Air Force One be flying over my shed?" he asked huskily
and answered that it was doubtful as we're nowhere near London.

With a wide grin, BIAD yanked down the front of his dress and revealed a slogan
poorly scrawled across his bare chest-area. it read 'WELCOME MR. PREZ!"
"Oh..." Boy In A Dress muttered, "...then I won't be needing this"

Staring at the well-built Hermaphrodite's crude calligraphy, I pondered if turpentine
would remove his international invitation. Obviously for spelling mistakes and grammar,
I looked twice.

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Another whole two days under the sun for Boy In A Dress, with the hedge project,
several trips to the recycling-site and sweating profusely throughout Friday and today.

Everything looks as neat as BIAD's figure and after Thursday's revealing display,
I believe I can say that... along with the bouffant-haired divorcee next-door, of course.

"You've done a fine job..." I said as the panting Man-Girl accepted a cool drink on this
Saturday late-afternoon, "...You'll be readying yourself for tonight's Disco, yeah?" I added.

With deft feet, BIAD pirouetted and then without looking at me, walked the zombie-march
like Michael Jackson in the video 'Thriller' -towards his shed.

His pride in showing off to me was only slightly marred when he had to trot back to
return the empty glass.

But... he's happy and that's all that counts.

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