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Banners Like There's No Tomorrow!
Hey, thanks for the banner mention, BIAD! Mystic said you'd made another one, so I had to stop in and see it. Love the "Welcome....?" one for Ninurta too. I imagine the white gun for the regular human guests/intruders, and the black one being filled with silver bullets for all the darker-intentioned guests/intruders.

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(09-11-2017, 02:25 AM)Spirit Scribe Wrote: ... I imagine the white gun for the regular human guests/intruders, and the black one being filled with
silver bullets for all the darker-intentioned guests/intruders.

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Yer' know, I never thought of that!!
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With the sun shining down on my land until a person ventures outside to take in the September
rays and then unzips itself and p*sses on them for 30 minutes, Boy In A Dress stayed close
to his shed today.

No.1 son has requested a unscheduled visit for Tuesday with an eye on grabbing a lift
to a job interview from 'she-that-drives' (The wife!)
I'm contemplating allowing BIAD go with them.

My only child is a scientist and I'm tempted to ask him to introduce the weird Man-Girl
to his associates with advice of using stout rubber tubes and deep invasive probing in
their tests on the red-dressed hermaphrodite.

But... I also know BIAD will enjoy that, so he can just sit in the back of the car and have
a day out instead.

Here's his Facebook art.

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You can tell Autumn is prowling the English streets tonight as a damp and windy darkness holds sway.
Boy In A Dress looked pensive as he delivered his artwork and I'll take a guess it's because Halloween
is creeping closer.

Some may think that a month-and-a-half is hardly close, but BIAD once told me that when the light
goes and the foliage begins to show the slightest indication of tiredness, it's the signs that 'The Others'
are coming.
When pressed further on who he means, the Man-Girl sighed to himself and trudged back to his shed
without another word.

So he's pensive, keeps looking up at the night sky and I don't know what he knows.

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Boy In A Dress and myself went for a walk today and during the trek, we discussed
his blog and what would be appropriate to put in it. Sheltering under some trees as
a sudden shower found us, he admitted that rain wasn't one of his biggest delights.

"I hate this stuff, it makes people wolf-whistle..." he grumbled as we leaned against
a large elm tree and waited out the deluge. "...It's one of those mysteries of the
universe that Mystic talks about" he added.

Realising that the chilled air caused certain parts of his anatomy to 'stand out' -shall
we say, I think one conundrum of the cosmos has been solved.
To those in the know, 'chapel hat-pegs' is the usual call... that after the wolf-whistle,
of course.
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Rain is good .... get to see all the cute girls with their high-beams on .....  

Guess will have to tell the lads that BIAD wont be enter the wet t-shirt contest they convinced the manager of the club to have ...... an they been practice their wolf whistle all week in anticipation ...... good thing gotta go saigon for few days so wont have to listen to the lads disappointed grumbling ......
Better to reign in hell ....
  than serve in heaven .....



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(09-15-2017, 10:36 AM)Daitengu Wrote: Rain is good .... get to see all the cute girls with their high-beams on .....  

Guess will have to tell the lads that BIAD wont be enter the wet t-shirt contest they convinced the manager of the club to have ...... an they been practice their wolf whistle all week in anticipation ...... good thing gotta go saigon for few days so wont have to listen to the lads disappointed grumbling ......

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That'll explain why BIAD asked for a bucket of warm water this morning.
They say 'practice makes perfect'!
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(09-15-2017, 10:36 AM)Daitengu Wrote: Rain is good .... get to see all the cute girls with their high-beams on .....  

Guess will have to tell the lads that BIAD wont be enter the wet t-shirt contest they convinced the manager of the club to have ...... an they been practice their wolf whistle all week in anticipation ...... good thing gotta go saigon for few days so wont have to listen to the lads disappointed grumbling ......

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That'll explain why BIAD asked for a bucket of warm water this morning.
They say 'practice makes perfect'!


Ahhh ...... will let the lads be surprised then as managed to dodge em while heading to airport ...... theyd went to a moonlight sale before club open to cheer up after broke the news to em during the weekend safety briefing ......
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Watching Boy In A Dress go through his Disco exercises in the rain, for some
reason, I recall thoughts of an old radiogram my parents owned.

With it's large volume and channel knobs and smooth ornate legs, it brought
enjoyable memories back that made me feel old.

There is another faint memory of hanging my school-bag on a peg with a picture
of a brightly-coloured yacht pinned above from my first days at school, but I don't
wish to taint it with what I see sticking out through BIAD's scarlet apparel.

Stick your eyes on his... banners.

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We have been honoured with a visit from No.1 son today as he arrived to
say he'll be moving back in for a while, whilst he sorts out a change of address
due to his successful job interview.

However, maybe the explanation wasn't transmitted too well when I told it to
Boy In A Dress, as my lad has just come in from the garden and looked like he'd
seen a ghost.

"Did you say to him 'change of address' Dad or a dress?" he asked and I can only
imagine what my only-son endured when BIAD appeared from his shed.

Thank heavens the Man-Girl is off to his Disco. (with a dress on)

Here's Facebook art.

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(09-10-2017, 07:32 PM)BIAD Wrote: Sunday's artwork... breezy quiet day and I appreciate I'm lucky.
Boy In A Dress says 'Hi'!


Here's his banners.
(And this time... I got ALL the members... well, the ones with avatars!!)


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How about posting this banner over on the white board? I think my mug has been up there long enough.   tinybiggrin




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(09-16-2017, 05:48 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: How about posting this banner over on the white board? I think my mug has been up there long enough.   tinybiggrin

You may have to ask Gordi or Omegalogos... it's beyond my capability!
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Whether Daitengu's associates were at the Discotheque or not last night, Boy In A Dress
never said, but he did hint that the shiny-pants and wide-collared community did discuss
having a Christmas pantomime this year.

Now that much of the P.C chatter has died-down and the kids have tired themselves,
maybe we can get back to some normality around here when it comes to festive breaks.

I assume the Man-Girl and his chums' talks took place after doing the splits and pointing
towards the cigarette -smoke stained ceiling tiles and from the look on BIAD's face, he
seems excited.

So, I'll post his banners and await him asking my advice on what character he should be.
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With being lucky enough to live in a town where I actually pay an increase in
a tax for the Town Council NOT to clean my streets, Boy In A Dress and I decided
to rid the road-gutter outside my house of weeds and debris.
(Long story about useless money-grabbers!)

It's was a grey Monday morning as we hunkered down digging out the snarled
roots from where the kerb meets the road and with heavy clouds above and
BIAD's dangling naked sac before me, I finally understood why Brenda Spence
said: "I don't like Mondays"

Here's his Facebook art.

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With that English evening sky that weakly promises it's attempting to keep Autumn
at arms-length, Boy In A Dress delivered his artwork and told me he was in a hurry.

It was 'her' from across the garden fence. BIAD's paramour had obviously curled
a long-nailed finger towards the Man-Girl from her kitchen window or the usual
eyelash-fluttering from behind the bedroom curtains.

I'll post a picture of her that I found pinned up in his shed and his banners.
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A sullen mid-week day and Boy In A Dress spent most of it in his shed.
Maybe he's busy preparing himself for Halloween...? I don't know.

But here's his Facebook art, so he must've been doing that as well.
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I overheard Boy In A Dress today, speaking to Mrs. Miggins about how he'd
sent a letter of invitation to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump with the idea of
both of them spending the last evening of October enjoying Halloween in his
shed.

Mrs. Miggins assured BIAD that the boat that takes letters and parcels across the
Atlantic takes a long time because the winds play-up at this time of year.
I'm thinking of getting Mrs. Miggins a television for Christmas.

Anyway, he awaits.

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The sun shone today and of course, it rained whilst the sunlight visited us.
Boy In A Dress clipped his gymnastic training for Saturday night's Disco trials
because of the weather and so attempted to annoy me for most of the day.

But I got him writing his memoirs, so there's an up-side.
Here's his Facebook art.

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