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Banners Like There's No Tomorrow!
Watching Boy In A Dress adorn a stunted cherry tree next to his shed with
left-over Christmas decorations, I've realised that throughout this year I've
become more accustomed to the surreal world BIAD has created.

He wears no under-crackers and it's obvious has he stretches up to attach
two baubles to a branch... red tinsel getting snagged in a cleft on certain part
of his anatomy as the decorating continues, have become standard reveals of
the Man-Girl in my garden.

Yet there was a time when I'd have cried and that change makes me worry.
Will I one day be as crazy as the anomaly now tangled in a clump of pulsing lights?

Here's his Facebook art.

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It's a frosty Friday evening and my concerns are for my No.1 son travelling
the roads to close down his apartment.

Boy In A Dress offered to go with him, but with BIAD's needs to stick a certain
part of his body out of the car window every time he passes a large truck, my
smarter son thought better of it.

That left the grinning hermaphrodite sitting in his shed listening to Dan Mason's
'Mall' music and I think he's got over the rejection.

So here's the Man-Girl's banners and 'brrr'!

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Just a quiet Saturday with Boy In A Dress inviting himself in, taking most of my
wife's home-made chocolate cake and spending the afternoon warming his bare
-butt in front of the fire.

You give and you give some more, but they always make you think it's not enough.
And that was MY chocolate cake.
tinysure

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We gotta call to say that for my son to get his bond back, the oven in his apartment
needs a special kind of clean. So with him being at work on Monday, my better-half,
Boy In A Dress and myself are having to a speed-drive to the place, do the job and
get all sorted before 4.00 pm.

Here's BIAD's banners and I may be missing for most of tomorrow.
(Just in case anyone misses me!!)

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I'm getting-on a bit and there's times when I might think I've most of what life has to offer,
but after having to clean the inside of the oven of my son's ex-apartment to reclaim his
bond, I'm seriously recalibrating my assumption.

The Landlord is short-sighted, Boy In A Dress is bent over scouring the cr*p from the
interior of the oven. The remark: "It's clean, but can you fit a Christmas turkey in there?"
Just the facts.
tinysurprised

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Great banners!   smallawesome




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Boy In A Dress is always grateful for applause and with a slight-spring in his step,
I could tell he was happy as he brought his artwork.

The small line of faeries and Elves that followed him -I believe were there because
this feeling of thanks is a type of sustenance for the Little Folk, but actually accepting
it as reality, is another thing.

Still, it's said there's medication for such things.
tinywondering
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(12-19-2017, 09:03 PM)BIAD Wrote: Boy In A Dress is always grateful for applause and with a slight-spring in his step,
I could tell he was happy as he brought his artwork.

The small line of faeries and Elves that followed him -I believe were there because
this feeling of thanks is a type of sustenance for the Little Folk, but actually accepting
it as reality, is another thing.

Still, it's said there's medication for such things.
tinywondering
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Excellent work! Love all your banners!  

Hugs...
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(12-19-2017, 09:03 PM)BIAD Wrote: Boy In A Dress is always grateful for applause and with a slight-spring in his step,
I could tell he was happy as he brought his artwork.

The small line of faeries and Elves that followed him -I believe were there because
this feeling of thanks is a type of sustenance for the Little Folk, but actually accepting
it as reality, is another thing.

Still, it's said there's medication for such things.
tinywondering
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I'll lift BIAD's spirits again.  All three are great.  He should really be doing a happy dance now with two mentions.   minusculeclap




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I may need to rent scaffolding to keep Boy In A Dress' head upright as he wanders
around with pride of Grace's and Mystic's congratulations.

He's a strange creature with his strange friends from beneath the shed and his
Discotheque acquaintances that technically shouldn't exist, but BIAD seems to have
a happy life and I suppose, that's enough.

Here's his banners and now I'm just wondering how many places to set for Christmas
dinner!

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"Will they be hanging Christmas baubles from the Space Net?" Boy In A Dress asked
and lifted his black-haired head to the dirty sky.

I'd guessed he'd been reading about the recent information from some the news outlets
about Governments officially getting into the Ufo business and BIAD was contemplating a
large meshed stockade around the Earth.

"If you're trying to create a theory that the Moon is a Christmas decoration... forget it"
I replied.

Assuming he's stolen my laptop again, he disappeared into his shed and back into the
conspiracy-world. Here's his Facebook art.

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that is beautiful work... as per your usual. 

I really am always continually impressed by your skill!
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Finding today's artwork on my doorstep, I wondered what was concerning Boy In A Dress
so much that he had to just drop his stuff off without any request of a cookie or something.

"I've gotta make Grace a banner..." BIAD shouted from inside his shed "...Gotta keep the
gals happy" he added and I stopped my mind from wandering to the bouffant-haired
divorcee across the fence or 'Big Babs' at Mrs. Miggins' house.

If BIAD had a nose, I'm sure it would bleed if I informed him that he was dealing with
responsibility!


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As the Saturday evening creeps ever-closer and offers a beautiful winter sky of a faraway
sun on the horizon, Boy In A Dress leaves his favoured artwork and prepares to go for his
final Discotheque of 2017.

Even though BIAD's hair has a life of it's own and as never seen a comb used on it,
the Man-Girl looks groomed and unusually tidy. In fact, the gargoyles that double as
BIAD's friends also look like -that the very least, they've had a bath.

Well, I hope he has a good time.

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Christmas Day... full of flu... can hardly find energy to use keyboard....

Boy In A Dress doing handstands in the garden and the pile of gifts from
the neighbours are still unopened, it's almost evening.

I'm might be grasping at straws, but I think one of the wrapped presents
holds a pair of underpants.

Laboured-breathing... must continue... there's no 'I' in team...
tinysure
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Boy In A Dress enjoyed his Christmas day and his gifts, although I thought
the 'leather equipment' Guohua kindly had shipped over, was a little alarming.

Now watching BIAD scramble over the fence to the divorcee's house, I'm
wondering if I may have misinterpreted his New Year resolution of 'sexual
discipline'!
tinysurprised

I'll now whip out his banners.

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Those grey-days between Christmas and New Year are a time that's similar to
people waiting at a bus-stop for the last bus home and for Boy In A Dress, it's
when he struggles to judge when particular art is appropriate.

So he gave me these and we'll have to see if they're apt.
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The surrounding neighbours' flashing Christmas lights makes the snow on Boy In A Dress'
shed pulse in a dance-floor-style manner and I'm seriously concerned BIAD may be wondering
about a New Year's Eve Discotheque in my garden.

It would be bad enough having the Man-Girl's friends shambling through the snow, without the
unknown crowd from his Saturday night hang-out.
I may invest in some candy-floss and buy him off.

Here's his banners.

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Off Boy In A Dress goes to his Discotheque again and watching him manoeuvre
through the slushy-snow in those high-heels, is quite a sight.

Morbid Maureen, a dancing acquaintance of BIAD is wearing something that resembles
brothel-creepers and has gone over twice, 'Damp-Ass Maureen' -more like.

Anyway, here in the dry, BIAD's Facebook art is available.

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Well, New Year's Eve is here and Boy In A Dress is away at his
friends' houses enjoying what I assume is one of Gordi's Hogmanay
celebrations.

2018 will be a good year and I hope we can cast off these childish mannerisms
and get on making this world a little safer. We need to 'man-up' regardless of
our gender.

Me...? I'm just sat at the window watching the post-Christmas lights flashing in
dark and hoping BIAD is happy out there. That's all I need, to see a smile and to
know it's meant.

Have a good one, fellow members and know that the crazy Man-Girl and I are
your friends... even if you are Rogue.

Peace and banners.

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