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It's an awful day with the rain keeping Boy In A Dress from getting into any
mischief. Gazing out of the spider-web-covered window of his shed, he looks
like he's been marooned on Pluto.

Here's his forlorn Facebook art.

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With the November weather still doing it's best to act like winter, Boy In A Dress
hardly left his shed except for thirty minutes at the bouffant-haired divorcee's
house.

He was probably pulling her Christmas decorations down from the attic...
or something.

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It's cold and dark -and not just in Boy In A Dress' shed, with Friday evening promising
nothing better.
BIAD has come in to sit near the fire and watch YouTube videos he enjoys (Fell Wanderer).

I know he doesn't struggle with temperature, it's never bothered him. So I guess he's in
for the company.

Here's his Facebook art.

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Boy In A Dress was late off to his Disco evening this Saturday.
We moved the final parts of furniture of No.1 son back to our home from his apartment
and BIAD put his shoulder to the wheel and helped out.

The only debatable moment was when the Man-Girl was carrying some old vinyl records
and one slipped onto the floor outside of one my son's neighbours and ended it's journey
by banging into the door of No.8.

The lady... maybe around forty, stuck her head out and with a quick glance realised the
situation and without a word picked up the L.P and held it out towards the grinning BIAD.

I came around the corner as I saw the red-dress hermaphrodite turn around, bend slightly
forward and allowed the unperturbed lady 'deliver' the record in the available space between
BIAD's bare cheeks.

"Movin' in or out?" she asked me as I passed and when I replied that we were the latter,
she slammed the door without another word.

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I took Sunday out to rest my aching muscles and grinding bones from moving
my son from his apartment, so did Boy In A Dress.

And the so-called 'Cyber-Monday' was quiet too.
With that, here's BIAD's Facebook art.

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Another great day for rain-lovers and penguins.
Boy In A Dress disappeared for an hour or so, with a bag of food for his friend
in a nearby wood and I guess the Woodwose will be only too-happy to gobble
down day-old fish-fingers and boiled sweets.

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These cold pre-Christmas days are when you'll find people looking at each other and
wondering what to do. The puzzled Boy In A Dress asked me again about the Yuletide
ritual and what gifts would be appropriate.

I knew that if there's an error in choosing the correct present, it would be me that would
get the  frowning-looks, so I repeated my words from last December.

What colour the socks will be, I have no idea.
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It was quite a sight to see when after travelling to my son's ex-apartment with the
intent to clear the last of belongings, Boy In A Dress agreed to dispose of a broken
washing machine.
Destroyed, torn apart and shredded would be the words I'd use, but the mess when
he'd finished...? That was another ting.

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(11-19-2017, 09:00 PM)BIAD Wrote: It's a quiet Sunday with Boy In A Dress rummaging through boxes in my attic for
wrapping paper for his Christmas gifts. So he must've invested in a pair of socks
for me again.

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Thank You.
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Friday night and the last of the blizzard is still hanging about.
Boy In A Dress used his artistic skills in snow-shaping to disgust the neighbours
and it was only when the bouffant-haired divorcee arrived back from shopping,
did he change his work and made it look like an anaconda stealing a couple of
eggs.
tinyhuh

Anyway, here's the abominable Man-Girl's Facebook art.

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With a nifty-looking scarf donated by my son, Boy In A Dress has left to take part in his
Disco events. It's another chilly Saturday evening and I think that BIAD's jaunty gait in
his brightly-coloured neck-wear is also keeping the cold away!

Here's his banners.

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Boy In A Dress and I are both alike in how our sloth-like behavior is limiting
us to do anything in the garden or the house.
Our Monday task involved bring Christmas decorations down from the attic
and it was only when I looked up on the ladder, did I remind BIAD to reach
over and grab the baubles.
tinywondering

Here's the high-climber's Facebook art.

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Around the area of Boy In A Dress' domain, there are people who've got their external
Christmas lights twinkling in the early December night. The same Man-Girl can be found
sitting on the roof of his shed... almost Snoopy-like, watching the sparkling bushes and
winking shadows of the gardens.

Well, it keeps him out of mischief!

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I sort-of gave Boy In A Dress the night off after receiving his home-made birthday card.
He got the age wrong (again!) and after forcing him to move his thumb away from the
area of the card where the number was, I told him that his nearly-guess that I was 58
years-old was closer than the card last year.

I must admit, he apologised and then quickly went on to explain that he really wanted to
go to 'The One-Off Christmas Extravaganza' at his local Discotheque... yer' know, the one
they have every year about this time.

So with a bun with a candle protruding from it waiting on the table and a jauntily-skewed striped
hat on my head, I'm posting his Facebook art and softly thanking my stars for a quiet evening.

Here they are:

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"You don't mind me handling your balls, do you...?" Boy In A Dress surprised me with
this morning. I was passing the spare room where the Christmas decorations waited
to be set up around the house and hearing BIAD's question certainly made my step
falter.

I watched him for a while without answering as he rummaged through the old cardboard
boxes from the attic and it was only when BIAD found a piece of plastic mistletoe and tucked
it into his cleavage, did I continue you my journey downstairs.
I ran, actually.
tinysurprised

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@BIAD 
Quote:"You don't mind me handling your balls, do you...?" Boy In A Dress surprised me with

this morning. I was passing the spare room where the Christmas decorations waited
to be set up around the house and hearing BIAD's question certainly made my step
falter.

I watched him for a while without answering as he rummaged through the old cardboard
boxes from the attic and it was only when BIAD found a piece of plastic mistletoe and tucked
it into his cleavage, did I continue you my journey downstairs.
I ran, actually

What!?,,,,,, You didn't feel the Need To Rummage Around!!?? minusculethinking 
You,,,, didn't need the run, you could of,,,,


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(12-08-2017, 01:21 AM)guohua Wrote: What!?,,,,,, You didn't feel the Need To Rummage Around!!?? minusculethinking 
You,,,, didn't need the run, you could of,,,,

You know, Boss... there's a sign in zoos, where it advises the customers not to feed what ever
is in the enclosure and sometimes, your comments to BIAD (I try to hide them!)... are like fresh
meat to a pool of 'gaters!

I've told him:
"Wild-side, Bad... Shed, Good"  and I've bought him a cardigan for Christmas to hide his...
to stop him getting chilly.

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The last-but-one Discotheque before the break for Christmas and Boy In A Dress
told me it's also the fancy-dress gig. This means he's wearing a borrowed suit and
twirling an umbrella.

Being a 'normie' down there at the Disco is usually a no-no for most of the year
and I believe Christmas is the time when they take a crack at 'fitting in'
BIAD said even shwazy-Shazza has bought a pair of brogues.

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With Sunday being non-existent as far as Boy In A Dress was concerned, seeing him
emerge from his frost-laden shed on Monday morning for some reason, made me sigh
with relief. I must be getting old.

Here's his Facebook art and I'll get back to gritting the path between my house and his.

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With the tinsel, the pulsing tree lights and the almost-snowy weather, I'd have
thought Boy In A Dress' excitement would be increasing the nearer we get to
Christmas.

But Tuesday has just been quiet and so, maybe he's saving his verve up!
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