11-03-2017, 08:29 PM (This post was last modified: 11-03-2017, 08:30 PM by BIAD.)
(11-02-2017, 10:34 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: ...Best tell BIAD to stay in his shed when she's around.
Well, she's pretty easy with her accumulation of candy and Boy In A Dress is a sucka
for the stuff! Having a quiet Friday, I will simply offer BIAD's artwork and get back to
picking up toffee and bubblegum wrappers.
11-04-2017, 08:14 PM (This post was last modified: 11-04-2017, 08:15 PM by BIAD.)
Flinching from the huge firework sounds of pre-Guy Fawkes night, Boy In A Dress and his
friends... although I want to use the word 'pets', set out in the Autumn darkness for their
Disco evening.
BIAD and Co. looked like outsiders or people not of the norm, as I watched them wander
down the street as a tight group. As colourful explosions ripped the sky above them, they
seemed to not understand it's only an age-old celebration and not an attack.
11-05-2017, 09:04 PM (This post was last modified: 11-05-2017, 09:05 PM by BIAD.)
It's a dark and chilly Bonfire Night and listening to Boy In A Dress gasp in
awe as the fireworks clash and explode overhead, reminds me that simple
innocence is still alive and well.
The only negative part was what BIAD did with the Catherine Wheel...
I can only assume it was to show-off for the divorcee-neighbour, but it must
have stung.
11-08-2017, 09:18 PM (This post was last modified: 11-08-2017, 09:19 PM by BIAD.)
Boy In A Dress mooched about the garden humming Enya songs for some reason
and it might be that the bouffant-haired Divorcee is spending a few weeks at her
mothers.
One can only hope 'Big Babs' visits her's across the road. Old Mrs. Miggins could be a
saviour.
11-10-2017, 08:16 PM (This post was last modified: 11-10-2017, 08:17 PM by BIAD.)
My son and his girlfriend have steeled themselves and taken Boy In A Dress for
an evening meal in a swanky restaurant. Call it abuse of unknown medication,
a hidden drinking-problem or just damaged genetics from his father, but out
they went!
The telephone hasn't rang yet and assuming BIAD doesn't attempt to show-off
with his ability to squeeze... well, just show-off, I might get a quiet night in.
11-11-2017, 07:52 PM (This post was last modified: 11-11-2017, 10:15 PM by BIAD.)
With Boy In A Dress off with his chums to the Discotheque, I decided to give
his shed a quick clean ready for Christmas.
After re-pinning BIAD's Adam West poster onto the wall, I set about clearing away
a 70's red telephone, a box with 'Nerf' emblazoned on it and several polaroid photos
of scantily-clad women brandishing kitchen knives.
There was a large-ish box in the corner that I'd swear I could hear muffled sounds
come from, but I think it was just my imagination racing away with me.
I left then and mentally decided that some of those photos were almost risque.
11-13-2017, 09:18 PM (This post was last modified: 11-13-2017, 09:19 PM by BIAD.)
Another quiet Monday with Boy In A Dress staying in his shed and the barest of interactions with him.
That isn't a reference to his lack of underwear, he was just scarce.
11-14-2017, 09:57 PM (This post was last modified: 11-14-2017, 09:58 PM by BIAD.)
We took Boy In A Dress with us for some tentative Christmas shopping this morning
and a less-optimistic person may say it was a mistake.
"Is this too small...?" asked by a well-endowed Man-Girl who fancied a change
in dress can be problematic, especially when BIAD reached up to test the straps.
Maureen -the shop assistant was fine after a glass of water.
What occurred in the food store when BIAD leaned into the freezer to examine the
turkeys is something I'd prefer to forget.
11-17-2017, 07:28 PM (This post was last modified: 11-17-2017, 07:30 PM by BIAD.)
Boy In A Dress and I spent all last evening (Thursday) sitting with my 93 year-old
mother-in-law in a hospital waiting room, only to discover she's fine for her age.
After explaining to the half-deaf (they do it on purpose) old-dear that there
were thousands of RN members waiting for BIAD's artwork to be displayed,
she gave me one of those looks that can be only be carried-off by ancient
crones.
BIAD was okay too, he played with everything that had a name that ended
with 'scope' and I think... though I'm not absolutely certain, he nailed a Staff
Nurse in the Sluice Room.
Here's his Friday's Facebook art.
11-19-2017, 09:00 PM (This post was last modified: 11-19-2017, 09:02 PM by BIAD.)
It's a quiet Sunday with Boy In A Dress rummaging through boxes in my attic for
wrapping paper for his Christmas gifts. So he must've invested in a pair of socks
for me again.
11-20-2017, 09:42 PM (This post was last modified: 11-20-2017, 10:16 PM by BIAD.)
I knew it was a bad idea to ask Boy In A Dress to install a new fluorescent bulb
at the mother-in-laws house, the old one had gone t*ts-up in her kitchen.
But when Father Lonnigan dropped by to see the dear lady and maybe grab a
quick cup of tea, seeing the stretching Man-Girl balancing on a chair with his
'Toy Shop' hanging out must have really tested his virtuous disciplines.
Later, my Mum-in-law said the Priest spoke to BIAD... or at least seemed to call
out to the heavens.