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Thoughts on Beer..and I do not even like the taste
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Quote:"Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
Babe Ruth
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Paul Horning

 
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"24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.    Coincidence?  I think not!”
H. L. Mencken

 
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.    When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.”
George Bernard Shaw

 
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin

 
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,  But the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry

 
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“Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.”
W. C. Fields
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“Remember ‘I’ before ‘E,’ except in Budweiser.”
Professor Irwin Corey

 
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“To some it is a six-pack. To me, it is a Support Group.  Salvation in a can.”
Leo Durocher

 
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One night at  Cheers ,  a TV Sitcom,  Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Normmy, it's like this ... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing  of the weakest members.   In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.  That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!”


Treasure every moment that you have. Remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. 7/14
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Dont like beer, now a good single malt, or brandy, now thats worth the hangover  minusculebeercheers
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minusculebeercheers  To all of my friends  minusculecheers  Drink your Beer and Relax, Leave The Whisky for Me!  tinybiggrin
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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Back in 1977, I was helping a Landscape Gardener who was working for a construction firm
that built prefabricated structures for factories and the like. I was seventeen and it was one
of those rare hot July days.

Harry was going on holiday later in the day and since I didn't drive (and still can't), he told me
that after I'd finished cutting the lawn outside of the company's Admin office, I could call it a day.

Harry left at lunchtime, he was the boss' step-father and used the firm's villa in Spain.
I left twenty-minutes later with the lawn-mower stashed around the back of the building and my
sweaty bod running for the bus.

Sitting on the back-seat of the public transport with the sun pouring in through the windows,
I got as far as a pub called 'The Caledonian' and rang the bell to get off.

The first pint of Magnet ale went down in one go and as the toothless landlord watched me
pour it down, he understood the wink I gave him for another one. The second one made it to
halfway before I belched loudly and immediately apologised to the landlord and the guy sat in
the corner reading the racing results.

For most of my life, I've been out four-nights-per-week in pubs and clubs around my town, but these
days I don't even cross the doorstep when the night comes.

Yet, those two pints in that scruffy smoke-filled tavern were the best drink I've ever had.
*Burp*
Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe. 
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(08-08-2018, 09:15 PM)guohua Wrote: minusculebeercheers  To all of my friends  minusculecheers  Drink your Beer and Relax, Leave The Whisky for Me!  tinybiggrin

You can have the lowlanders whiskey, but the Scots and Irish whiskey is for me and Gordi  minusculebiggrin  minusculebeercheers
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(08-08-2018, 09:36 PM)BIAD Wrote: ...Sitting on the back-seat of the public transport with the sun pouring in through the windows,
I got as far as a pub called 'The Caledonian' and rang the bell to get off...

A good Scottish name that, Good Choice!
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(08-09-2018, 01:52 PM)Wallfire Wrote:
(08-08-2018, 09:15 PM)guohua Wrote: minusculebeercheers  To all of my friends  minusculecheers  Drink your Beer and Relax, Leave The Whisky for Me!  tinybiggrin

You can have the lowlanders whiskey, but the Scots and Irish whiskey is for me and Gordi  minusculebiggrin  minusculebeercheers

Now you're talking @"Wallfire" !!

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