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An Idiosyncrasy
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(06-30-2022, 07:26 AM)FlyingClayDisk Wrote: Words cannot adequately describe my absolute loathing of Keurig coffee machines!

There is not a hammer big enough, or an ocean deep enough, to properly "fix" a Keurig coffee machine!  I can fix about anything...except one of those gawd-forsaken pieces of mechanical excrement!

I have actually laid awake at night contemplating the design requirements to build a rocket powerful enough to launch a Keurig coffee machine directly...into the SUN! 

Running a Keurig over several hundred times with our largest field tractor is woefully insufficient.  Not even an atomic wood-chipper would be satisfying enough, or even several wood-chippers rigged in series, followed by a food processor and then putting all the pieces into a commercial juicer and then boiling the juices with a laser beam and then incinerating the vapor inside a nuclear reactor, would be enough!

Did I ever mention I don't like Keurig coffee makers???

You are being too reserved.

Tell us how you really feel.

tinylaughing

For every one person that read this post. About 7.99 billion have not. 

Yet I still post.  tinyinlove
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Messages In This Thread
An Idiosyncrasy - by NightskyeB4Dawn - 06-29-2022, 08:07 PM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by guohua - 06-29-2022, 09:30 PM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by EndtheMadnessNow - 06-29-2022, 09:53 PM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by NightskyeB4Dawn - 06-29-2022, 10:39 PM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by ChiefD - 06-30-2022, 03:36 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by NightskyeB4Dawn - 06-30-2022, 03:56 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by OmegaLogos - 06-30-2022, 03:42 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by Brotherman - 06-30-2022, 03:47 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by NightskyeB4Dawn - 06-30-2022, 04:01 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by Brotherman - 06-30-2022, 04:09 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by FlyingClayDisk - 06-30-2022, 07:26 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by NightskyeB4Dawn - 06-30-2022, 12:31 PM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by Brotherman - 07-01-2022, 07:23 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by ABNARTY - 07-01-2022, 11:02 AM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by NightskyeB4Dawn - 07-01-2022, 03:19 PM
RE: An Idiosyncrasy - by ABNARTY - 07-02-2022, 11:57 AM

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