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Golfing thoughts
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Quote:Golf and What It All Means.
 
 
 
Golf   can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good stiff drink.

[b]Golf
[/b] you hit down to make the ball go up.   You swing left and the ball goes right.   The lowest score wins, on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

Golf
if you find you do not mind playing in the rain, snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip.. your life is in trouble!
Golf   -   ers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

A '
gimme ' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers... neither of whom can putt very well.

Golf's
  an interesting thing.. No matter how badly you play, it's always possible to get worse.

[b]Golf's
[/b] a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all your game really stinks!

If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.


[b]Golf
[/b] is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

[b]Golf
[/b] is like marriage, If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

 
SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSE.
 
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David Letterman's   Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better than Sex...
#10  ... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09  ... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08  ... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07 ... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06  ... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05  ... Three times a day is possible.
#04  ... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03  ... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#02 ... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
 
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...
 
#01  ... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!  
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Golfing thoughts - by 727Sky - 03-14-2020, 06:56 AM

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