(05-08-2017, 11:26 AM)Daitengu Wrote:Quote:The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he still lives---Albert Einstein
A banker ran into his old friend Tom, an eighty + year old farmer, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying
a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.
Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride
to be.
Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite
of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man. Wanting his
old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that
Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing
nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would hire one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'
Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
Don't ever underestimate old guys.
Erm .... does that mean ya not wanna pilot the u.f.o when I finally manage to capture one sky ??? ....
If you can get it and I can start it, I would bet there are a few places in this universe we could enjoy... We could leave a trail of happy longing females the galaxy over... I would even bet if we needed a crew to help us there would be plenty of volunteers.... providing they could pass our stiff selection methods...hahah
I may have to ask my wife if I can go ? Sorry..