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The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - Jude - 09-10-2016 The Perfect Woman...Does she exist? Or is she but a mythical creature residing in the collective minds and fantasies of men to keep them awake at night...fighting wars, conquering far off lands, squandering fortunes, spinning tales of catch and release around the camp fire... Let's delve into the subject using a mathematical approach so as to once and for all answer the question, shall we? RE: The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - Mystic Wanderer - 09-10-2016 I'll try not to take that personally! RE: The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - Jude - 09-10-2016 (09-10-2016, 10:17 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: I'll try not to take that personally! It's only funny cause it's true. At least from one side that is. :) RE: The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - 727Sky - 09-10-2016 A MALE FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "Heavens No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam, potato chips and beans, blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up. The End. RE: The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - Jude - 09-10-2016 (09-10-2016, 10:56 PM)727Sky Wrote: A MALE FAIRY TALE You mean it's not true? RE: The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - Daitengu - 09-11-2016 No such thing as perfect woman ..... One would find a bigfoot ..... e.t ..... unicorn ..... fae folk ..... ghost ...... before ever encountering a perfect woman ...... RE: The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - guohua - 09-11-2016 My husband would say she is Real Enough! Any Question? RE: The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - Jude - 09-11-2016 (09-11-2016, 02:33 AM)guohua Wrote: My husband would say she is Real Enough! C'mon...Those are selfies right? RE: The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality? - guohua - 09-11-2016 (09-11-2016, 02:59 AM)Jude Wrote:(09-11-2016, 02:33 AM)guohua Wrote: My husband would say she is Real Enough! One is! Yes Women Are Perfect, It's Men Who Are Flawed and It's Our (women) Job, No Our Obligation To Train, No, Huh, Teach men How To Maintain A Relationship and Control Their Animal Urges! OH, That was good,,, Lady friends You're all Welcome! |