Quote:Okay, everyone can go home now. Time to wrap this election up. The Almighty has cast his vote for president, and the forecast is grim: cloudy with a chance of Trump. Do you see it? The sweeping wisps of hair, the angular nose, the smug mouth, the soft chin (weak!). The undeniable likeness of presidential candidate Donald Trump was spotted in the skies over Chicago on August 15, and we humans carried on like this wasn't a sign from God himself that Donald J. Trump will certainly be the next president of the United States. The image was originally posted by Fox 32 Chicago and then tweeted out by Trump's executive vice president, Michael Cohen (of "Says who?" fame), late Saturday night. ...

Quote:Subject: Trump and the Pope

Trump & The Pope Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies;
Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of
Italy.

He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday
afternoon cruise.  It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat,
his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water. A crewman
began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto.

Trump told the crewman not to bother.   Trump climbed down the yacht's
ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back
to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.

The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually
walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The
Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event
to the rest of the world.     The next morning the New York Times
headline read . . .  DONALD TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!

(09-05-2016, 11:48 PM)727Sky Wrote:

Quote:Subject: Trump and the Pope

Trump & The Pope Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies;
Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of
Italy.

He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday
afternoon cruise.  It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat,
his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water. A crewman
began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto.

Trump told the crewman not to bother.   Trump climbed down the yacht's
ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back
to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.

The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually
walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The
Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event
to the rest of the world.     The next morning the New York Times
headline read . . .  DONALD TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!

(09-05-2016, 11:48 PM)727Sky Wrote:

Quote: The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually
walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The
Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event
to the rest of the world.     

The next morning the New York Times
headline read . . .  DONALD TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!

Quote:There’s no doubt, Hillary Clinton called Paul Fray a “fucking Jew bastard.” If there were the slightest doubt, you can bet that vicious Hillary would have sicced her amoral $450-an-hour shyster David Kendall on every author, publication and news service that reported her anti-Semitic slur, regardless of how veiled and coy the media were about her vile outburst.
Following is a sampling of how the media reported “fucking Jew bastard.” Note the euphemized fucking and its suppression, the euphamized bastard, as well as the various uninformative paraphrases and verbal maneuvers.
The quotations are arranged from the most to the least complete reporting of Hillary’s exact and complete pottymouthishness.
TIME magazine wins the Weasel Prize for keeping the reader in the dark about what was actually said.
The Associated Press is runner-up for euphemizingbastard and suppressing fucking.
United Press International wins third place for euphemizing all words but “Jew”.
Special prize goes to CBS Radio News for telling its listeners that Hillary merely “used rough language” and an unspecified “anti-Semitic slur”.
Like what, CBS? Kike? Hebe? Christ-killer?

• “f***ing Jew bastard” [The Times (London), 18 July 2000]
  
• “f—–g Jew bastard” [New York Daily News, 17 July 2000]
  
• “f****** Jew bastard” [The Times (London), 16 July 2000]
  
• “f—– Jew b——” [UPI, 17 July 2000; euphemized fucking is one hyphen short]
  
• “Jew bastard” [Reuters, 10, 16, 17 July 2000]
  
• “Jew bastard” [The Washington Post, 18 July 2000]
  
• “Jew bastard” [New York Daily News, 18 July 2000]
  
• “Jew b——” [AP, 16 July 2000]
  
• “an obscenity-laced, anti-Semitic slur” [AP, 19 July 2000]
  
• “an anti-Semitic obscenity” [AP and St. Louis Post-Dispatch, 26 July 2000]
  
• “uttered an anti-Jewish slur” [Reuters, 16 July 2000]
  
• “made an anti-Jewish remark” [TIME, 24 July 2000, p. 64]
  
• “used rough language” and an “anti-Semitic slur.” [CBS Radio News, 16 July 2000]
  

Quote:“Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.”

Quote:A new book has exposed Hillary Clinton as a hardcore Neo-Nazi White supremacist.
Apparently Hillary has referred to special needs children as “fucking retards” and called Jews “kikes.”  Her husband Bill referred to Jesse Jackson as a “god damned nigger.”
Maybe we’ve got Hillary all wrong.  Perhaps she is just pretending to be a crazy Communist bitch so she can use Jewish shekels to implement a hardcore Nazi agenda lol.
From Daily Mail:
Bill and Hillary Clinton profess to have always been supporters of racial equality, but anecdotes published in a new book by his ex-lover claim otherwise. 
Hillary was heard calling mentally challenged children ‘f*****g ree-tards’ and caught on record blurting out the terms ‘stupid k**e and ‘f***ing Jew b*****d’, while Bill called the Reverend Jesse Jackson a ‘G**damned n****r’.

Quote:The Daily Mail reports that Hillary: The Other Woman, authored by Dolly Kyle, who claims she knew Bill Clinton since she was eleven years old, later dating him in high school and becoming his lover after they graduated, relates various instances in which Hillary and Bill Clinton’s verbiage was extremely offensive. Some of her anecdotes include:
1. When Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas, developmentally challenged children participating in an Easter egg hunt on the grounds of the governor's mansion had difficulty in picking up the eggs. Kyle writes, “The frustrated Me-First Lady demanded, ‘When are they going to get those f*****g ree-tards out of here?"'
2. Kyle claims the Clintons called the Reverend Jesse Jackson, “That G**damned n****r.” Kyle also states that the Clintons used the same epithet for Robert “Say” McIntosh, a leading black advocate in Arkansas when Bill was governor. Kyle has claimed Bill Clinton used the n-word since 1999.
3. Kyle says Hillary used the epithets “stupid k**e” and “f***ing Jew b*****d.” The anti-Semitic charges are also old news; The Guardian reported in 2000 of Hillary, “A book out today claims that 26 years ago she called Paul Fray, her husband's campaign manager at the time, a "fucking Jew bastard.”