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Immutable Laws - 727Sky - 12-17-2020 Quote:IMMUTABLE LAWS RE: Immutable Laws - Tarzan the apeman. - 12-17-2020 The second one happened to me the other day. We are remodeling and we needed to take a face-off of an electrical outlet. Anyway, there is a small hole in the floor for cable, and gravity was so powerful that it pulled the screw right in. I am wondering if it is the start of a black hole. Gravity Sucks !!! RE: Immutable Laws - Mystic Wanderer - 12-17-2020 TRUE!
Especially this one... Happens to me all the time.
17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy-
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it! RE: Immutable Laws - senona - 12-18-2020 2.Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.. Yessssssss!!! EVERY. SINGLE. FRIGGIN. TIME. 3.Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. TRUTH 5.Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. For crying out loud, I still change lines/lanes even tho I know better. smdh. 8.Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! ROFLMAO........................... always my store manager. And Matthew lets me know that he "never has a problem getting it to work." (((insert sigh))) 9.Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Think we can all relate to that....or at least I can 13.Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Like Law #2 --- EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read it on the Internet!! Uh oh ..... *looks down at belly button* I can't afford for my azz to fall off. Guess I better forward this 'cuz the internet never lies. |