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Do You have,,,, abduction insurance - guohua - 06-18-2018 By the way, that is Alien Abduction Insurance!! Yes you can get insurance for Abductions, pacifically for being Abducted By Aliens! Quote:Alien Abduction Insurance InformationDo You have your policy? Quote:Is There Such a Thing as Alien Abduction Insurance? Quote:Alien Abduction Insurance (AAI) also known as UFO insurance is supposed to cover you in the event that you can prove that you have been abducted by non-human life forms, more commonly known as aliens provided the terms and conditions of the policy are met along with conditions that would substantiate the proof. Are you interested? Quote:Where to Buy Alien Abduction Insurance? Quote:There is more information. Quote: Yes, there are companies that do insure you, here is one. Quote:1. Alien Abduction Protection and Liability Insurance from AIG Quote:Concerned about alien abductions? Looking to protect your family from a close encounter? Look no further than Alien Abduction Protection and Liability Insurance from AIG.Outer Space Seizures!!?? So are they saying,,,,,, Alien are REAL!!?? Quote:ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCE Quote:The term Alien Abduction describes “subjectively real memories of being taken secret against one’s will by apparently nonhuman entities and subjected to complex physical and psychological procedures.” Quote:More recently the Alien Abduction Insurance Corporation has launched the idea of abduction insurance certificates as a unique gift for a lifetime premium and sell it at $9.95.I ask You again, do you have your policy? RE: Do You have,,,, abduction insurance - Mystic Wanderer - 06-18-2018 Wow, whoever came up with this idea is getting rich off premiums! Wish I had thought of it. No one will be able to PROVE they were abducted, thus no pay out from insurance company. They might be able to show circumstantial evidence, such as implants, scars, etc., but that's not PROOF it was done by an ET/alien. And if anyone ever did come across with PROOF, you can rest assured the government would swoop in and steal the evidence, and the people involved would probably be found with several bullets to the back of the head with the headlines reading they committed suicide. RE: Do You have,,,, abduction insurance - DuckforcoveR - 06-21-2018 I think it's time DFC started his own insurance company. RE: Do You have,,,, abduction insurance - Wallfire - 06-21-2018 (06-21-2018, 01:24 AM)DuckforcoveR Wrote: Will your insurance cover "probing" RE: Do You have,,,, abduction insurance - BIAD - 06-21-2018 (06-21-2018, 04:33 AM)Wallfire Wrote: Will your insurance cover "probing" I have a cork. I keep it in my pocket. RE: Do You have,,,, abduction insurance - Wallfire - 06-21-2018 (06-21-2018, 10:33 AM)BIAD Wrote:(06-21-2018, 04:33 AM)Wallfire Wrote: Will your insurance cover "probing" I just read the small print on the insurance, it says "In cases of probing we advice you (male) to close your eyes and pretend its a prostrate exam as your insurance does not cove this action". Thanks DFK RE: Do You have,,,, abduction insurance - guohua - 06-21-2018 (06-21-2018, 11:24 AM)Wallfire Wrote:(06-21-2018, 10:33 AM)BIAD Wrote:(06-21-2018, 04:33 AM)Wallfire Wrote: Will your insurance cover "probing" |