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The frequency of sexual activity - 727Sky - 06-05-2018
Quote:The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations Board of Health Teams.
They revealed that: North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very strange news to most of my buddies at the golf club, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - Wallfire - 06-05-2018
Sad but this is tooooooooooo true to be funny
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - Mystic Wanderer - 06-05-2018
I think it's hilarious.
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - BIAD - 06-05-2018
I agree with Wallfire and Mystic, but there's always a strange humour in the sad realities of life!
It's why taverns and bars were invented.
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - kdog - 06-08-2018
(06-05-2018, 06:00 PM)BIAD Wrote: I agree with Wallfire and Mystic, but there's always a strange humour in the sad realities of life!
It's why taverns and bars were invented.
Thank God I am in my 50's and get it almost daily.
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - gordi - 06-08-2018
I'm married.
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - BIAD - 06-08-2018
(06-08-2018, 01:49 AM)kdog Wrote:(06-05-2018, 06:00 PM)BIAD Wrote: ....It's why taverns and bars were invented...
Thank God I am in my 50's and get it almost daily.
You live near a pub?
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - Wallfire - 06-08-2018
(06-08-2018, 08:31 AM)BIAD Wrote:Well the nearest pub to me is over 20km away, as for the other part, lets just say the news does not get any better(06-08-2018, 01:49 AM)kdog Wrote:(06-05-2018, 06:00 PM)BIAD Wrote: ....It's why taverns and bars were invented...
Thank God I am in my 50's and get it almost daily.
You live near a pub?
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - guohua - 06-09-2018
(06-08-2018, 08:02 AM)gordi Wrote: I'm married.
You're Married and with kids,,,,,,,,, You Ain't getting Any!!!!
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - gordi - 06-09-2018
(06-09-2018, 10:19 PM)guohua Wrote:(06-08-2018, 08:02 AM)gordi Wrote: I'm married.
You're Married and with kids,,,,,,,,, You Ain't getting Any!!!!
It's not funny.
Ma Baws are like watermelons...
Google Translate that one!!! ROFL!!!!
Gx
PS - I'm just kidding!
How could a big handsome guy in a kilt not be getting any.....?
We are talking about beer yeah?
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - BIAD - 06-10-2018
(06-08-2018, 03:26 PM)Wallfire Wrote: ...Well the nearest pub to me is over 20km away, as for the other part, lets just say the news does not get any better
Don't worry mate, there's plenty of us and we're having jackets made.
In my past, I ran a league for the sport of dominoes. Now... stop giggling, I know-I know,
The thought of three hundred men travelling to drinking-establishments (dress it up, BIAD!)...
in different parts of the county only supported two ideas.
The majority were married.
The majority weren't getting any on a Monday evening and sought solace in a mathematical game
and a pint glass.
Sheesh, the burden of knowing.
RE: The frequency of sexual activity - BIAD - 06-10-2018
Now the family unit is an important thing and being married reaps it's own rewards.
Here's a short educational film to show the serious side of a partnership.