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The preacher - 727Sky - 05-13-2018

Quote:There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"



RE: The preacher - Wallfire - 05-13-2018

Strange thing there is a lot of truth in that story


RE: The preacher - 727Sky - 05-14-2018

(05-13-2018, 12:42 PM)Wallfire Wrote: Strange thing there is a lot of truth in that story

Yep


RE: The preacher - BIAD - 05-14-2018

There's a visual version of this joke.

The Man That Lived By The River.