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The Irish Blonde - 727Sky - 02-11-2018

Quote:An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.



She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped completely, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!"



As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes!Yes! I won, I won!"

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.



The dealers stared at each other dumb-founded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"



The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice."





MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks; not all blondes are dumb...
 
but all men... are men!



RE: The Irish Blonde - guohua - 02-11-2018

TRUE, they are,,,,,, tinysure


RE: The Irish Blonde - BIAD - 02-11-2018

(02-11-2018, 04:15 PM)guohua Wrote: TRUE, they are,,,,,, tinysure

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Yes...*sigh* we are.