Quote:Drafting Guys Over 60
 Drafting Guys Over 60.
 
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists.  You can't be older than 42 to join the military.  They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
 
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.  You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 55. 
 
 For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.  Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. 
 
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier.  'My back hurts!  I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.. 
 
 An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am.  Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell.  Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch. 
 
If captured, we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them.  In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. 
 
 
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.  We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food.  We've also developed an appreciation for guns.  We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. 
 
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however...  I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. 
 
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too...  I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
 
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him.  He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.  He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. 
 
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
 
Let us old guys track down those terrorists.  The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.
 
HEY!!  How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!!  You think MEN have attitudes?? 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!!  If nothing else, put them on border patrol.  They'll have it secured the first night! 
 
Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.

(08-22-2017, 11:48 AM)Daitengu Wrote: Pfffffftttttthhhhh ..... stuff that ..... not about to take pay cut .... an damn sure not about to do any charity work .... besides .... never been one to follow the book or orders ..... would also cut down on my chasing bargirls an curing virgins time .... besides not a damn government out there worth fighting for and damn sure not worth fighting for a bunch of damn useless fucking leftist bastard civilians ..... been there ..... done that ..... got spit on for it ..... fuck em ...... not my fucking problem .....  let some other sucker save their useless fucking asses ......

(09-04-2017, 04:44 AM)Ninurta Wrote: I'm ready. Where's the party?

Hey, I'm just little - don't pick on me!

(08-22-2017, 11:07 AM)727Sky Wrote:

Quote:Drafting Guys Over 60

(08-22-2017, 11:07 AM)727Sky Wrote:

Quote:Drafting Guys Over 60
 Drafting Guys Over 60.
 
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists.  You can't be older than 42 to join the military.  They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
 
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.  You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 55. 
 
 For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.  Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. 
 
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier.  'My back hurts!  I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.. 
 
 An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am.  Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell.  Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch. 
 
If captured, we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them.  In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. 
 
 
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.  We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food.  We've also developed an appreciation for guns.  We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. 
 
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however...  I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. 
 
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too...  I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
 
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him.  He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.  He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. 
 
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
 
Let us old guys track down those terrorists.  The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.
 
HEY!!  How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!!  You think MEN have attitudes?? 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!!  If nothing else, put them on border patrol.  They'll have it secured the first night! 
 
Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.

(06-29-2020, 04:22 AM)ChiefD Wrote: Hell yeah! I’m a cranky 56 year old menopausal bitch! Get me in one of my moods and there would be some dead fuckers! 

(06-29-2020, 05:04 AM)guohua Wrote:

(06-29-2020, 04:22 AM)ChiefD Wrote: Hell yeah! I’m a cranky 56 year old menopausal bitch! Get me in one of my moods and there would be some dead fuckers! 

My best friend is my Barrett 50 cal. desert edition and my husband the same model. 

(08-22-2017, 11:07 AM)727Sky Wrote:

Quote:Drafting Guys Over 60
 Drafting Guys Over 60.
 
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists.  You can't be older than 42 to join the military.  They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
 

(06-29-2020, 04:22 AM)ChiefD Wrote: Hell yeah! I’m a cranky 56 year old menopausal bitch! Get me in one of my moods and there would be some dead fuckers! 

(06-29-2020, 01:56 PM)Snarl Wrote:

(06-29-2020, 05:04 AM)guohua Wrote:

(06-29-2020, 04:22 AM)ChiefD Wrote: Hell yeah! I’m a cranky 56 year old menopausal bitch! Get me in one of my moods and there would be some dead fuckers! 

My best friend is my Barrett 50 cal. desert edition and my husband the same model. 

Twins?!!  What kind of glass?  My leggiest rifle is a 110-BA in .338LM.  I mounted an IOR Valdata 4-28, and while that's enough for me, a 50 can easily hit 30% further out ... and with authority!!

What's that cost to operate (if you don't mind me asking).  11 dollars a shot?  Or more?