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legendary Quotes on France - 727Sky - 04-16-2017

Subject: LEGENDARY QUOTES ON FRANCE
 
‘France  has neither winter nor summer nor morals.    Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.    France has usually been governed by prostitutes.'

Mark Twain

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'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.'

General George S. Patton

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'Going to war without  France  is like going deer hunting without your accordion.'

Norman Schwartzkopf

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'We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.'

Marge Simpson

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'As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.'

Jacques Chirac, President of France 

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'The only time  France  wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in  Paris  sipping coffee.'

Regis Philbin

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'You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it.'

John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona

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'The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag.'

David Letterman

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'Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in  Canada  .'

Ted Nugent

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'War without  France  would be like .. World War II.'

Unknown

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'The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq , then France .''

Tom Brokaw

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'What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?'

Dennis Miller

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'It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.'

Alan Kent

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'They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida.    To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.'

Argus  Hamilton 

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'Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once''

Rep. Roy Blunt, MO

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'The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in  Iraq  '

Dennis Miller

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Q What did the mayor of  Paris  say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?

A Table for 100,000 m'sieur?

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'Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend  Paris  ?   It's not known, it's never been tried.'

Rep. R. Blount, MO

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'Do you know it only took  Germany  three days to conquer  France  in WWII?    And that's because it was raining.'

John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv

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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney

(AP), Paris , March 5, 2003

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris , caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.



RE: legendary Quotes on France - guohua - 04-16-2017

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