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legendary Quotes on France - 727Sky - 04-16-2017 Subject: LEGENDARY QUOTES ON FRANCE ‘France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.' Mark Twain ------------------------------ 'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.' General George S. Patton ------------------------------ 'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.' Norman Schwartzkopf ------------------------------ 'We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.' Marge Simpson ------------------------------ 'As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.' Jacques Chirac, President of France ------------------------------ 'The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.' Regis Philbin ------------------------------ 'You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it.' John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona ------------------------------ 'The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag.' David Letterman ------------------------------ 'Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada .' Ted Nugent ------------------------------ 'War without France would be like .. World War II.' Unknown ------------------------------ 'The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq , then France .'' Tom Brokaw ------------------------------ 'What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?' Dennis Miller ------------------------------ 'It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.' Alan Kent ----------------------------- 'They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.' Argus Hamilton ------------------------------ 'Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once'' Rep. Roy Blunt, MO ----------------------------- 'The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq ' Dennis Miller ------------------------------ Q What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII? A Table for 100,000 m'sieur? ----------------------------- 'Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris ? It's not known, it's never been tried.' Rep. R. Blount, MO ------------------------------ 'Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining.' John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv ------------------------------ French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney (AP), Paris , March 5, 2003 The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris , caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists. RE: legendary Quotes on France - guohua - 04-16-2017 |