Wife: "Did I get fat during the quarantine "?
Husband: "You were never really skinny."
Time of Death: May 3, 2020 9:52 pm
Cause of Death: Corona virus
Seriously though, I gained hard ... If there is a second lock down am done!
Kitten : "Wow did I love the free roam of the house during the lockdown period and especially roaming all round the kitchen bar with my shitty smelly little kitten paws pinching food when I can"
Rod to Mrs Rod : Where is the cat?
Mrs Rod to Rod : Why is our Belgium Mali licking his lips?
Rod to Mrs Rod : "Dunno, strange innit!?"
*Pats Mali on the head and gives him another kitten leg*
(09-16-2020, 05:09 AM)727Sky Wrote: [ -> ]Wife: "Did I get fat during the quarantine "?
Husband: "You were never really skinny."
Time of Death: May 3, 2020 9:52 pm
Cause of Death: Corona virus
Shit Happens!
I lost fat but gained a beer gut. Winter is coming and I need to keep my baby warm.