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It’s a 10 minute walk from my house to the pub,
but a 30 minute walk back from the same pub.
The difference is simply staggering !


My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”,

lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.


I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.


When Earl Tupper (inventor of Tupperware) died,
his funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.


The USA should ban grated cheese,
that would make America grate again!


It's so annoying when people get their sayings wrong. 

After all, it's not exactly rocket salad!


I bought a dog from our local blacksmiths,
as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.


My Grandad was a dyslexic baker in the army,
he used to go in all buns glazing.

Love it  tinybiggrin
I'm sat alone upstairs on my ancient computer making banners.
And giggling!!! Fantastic!!!

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