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A young boy walks into Costco looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The kid says, “No, but I don’t think it could be too hard.”
Stung by the youngster’s abruptness he decides to give him a chance. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. “How many sales did you make today?”
The kid replied, “one.”
“Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?” the boss asked.
“$121,723.46.”
“What the hell did you sell?” the boss asked.
“First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department.
Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I sold him a new four-wheel-drive.”
The astounded boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?”
“No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, ‘Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing’.”

Wallfire

very very VERY un PC, i am shocked  minusculebeercheers